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Em Dashes Are My Whole Personality Tee
A dapper vintage robot gentleman with a top hat, a monocle and a waxed moustache made of copper wire, grandly holding up one enormous long horizontal dash bar like a trophy, standing proudly on a small round podium, with a tiny scroll of blank paper unrolling by his feet. Printed on Comfort Colors 1717, a heavyweight 6.1oz garment-dyed cotton tee with a structured, relaxed fit. Part of the Nerd Jokes collection. Printed on demand, one at a time, in the United States.
$33.95
Fit
Heavyweight 6.1 oz · structured · $33.95Lightweight 4.2 oz · fitted · $30.95
Adults · Adult unisex fit
These run adult unisex. Use the Size guide for exact chest & length measurements. It shows the blank’s full manufacturer range — we stock S–3XL.
Color
- Made to order — nothing exists until you buy it, printed fresh per order
- Free US shipping · 3–5 business days to make, then 4–8 in transit — about 7–13 business days to your door
- Wash inside out, cold, gentle · tumble dry low or hang · no bleach, softener, or ironing the print
- Secure checkout via Stripe · free replacement or refund on misprints or damage